Q: Why is a bad joke like a pencil?
A: Because it has no point
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?
A: A bald eagle!
Q: What room can no one enter?
A: A mushroom
Q: What kind of key can never unlock a door?
A: A monkey
Q: How does the ocean say hello?
A: It waves
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: They use a honey comb
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?
A: Mashed potatoes
Q: Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
A: Because they have good soles
Q: Why did the girl throw a stick of butter?
A: She wanted to see a butter fly